Monday, April 4, 2016

Strawberries in the dark

A....ah...(sigh) A true story...



I spied strawberries late one night
And saw no harm to have a bite
I selected the biggest in the bunch
And deftly did begin to munch
But quickly did I get surprised
That the flavor did not delight
I ate half the carton anyways
Though a funky flavor I did taste
Not till some slime did find my tongue
Did I realize I was tasting fuzz
The berries had quite a of mold
I got sick, wish that I’d been told
So wisdom will I now impart
Don’t eat strawberries in the dark!

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