Tuesday, October 14, 2014

If I were a flower...

I wrote this today to tease a friend. I laughed so hard when he told me he almost gave it to his wife, that I decided to post it here. Enjoy.



If I were a flower, would you put me in your hair?
Would you flaunt me all about? Without giving off a care?
And if I were a flower, would you press me in a book?
Make me into a keepsake that you give to friends to look?
But If I were a flower, then it must be agreed.
That you picked the wrong one, dumbass! cuz I'm a damn Stinkweed!




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